Tummy Musket

An erection, throbber, boner, or stiffy capable of tremendous expulsion power at any moment. The contents of said expulsion are difficult to aim.

"Damn man, I wasn't expecting Lady Gaga to turn me on, but when I saw her in a movie preview looking natural and pliant and as energetic as a jackrabbit in heat, my mind started to wander into fantasy. Next thing I knew I was warning my lady friend that I had a tummy musket. Sadly, that warning was too late. R.I.P."

by The CK1 September 3, 2018

cheesy tummy

A person who makes and eats mac and cheese before playing tummy sticks with his lover. Sometimes cheese wiz is involved while playing tummy sticks during cheesy stomach.

Cheesy tummy can be dangerous because if you eat too much tummy sticks will not feel normal.

by Asscatchems July 8, 2017

Splashy Tummy

The sensation you get when you drink a lot of liquid, the tummy becomes "splashy" and can be sloshed at will.

Man, I just drank so much cold pop I've got splashy tummy

by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019

tummy touching

Some perverted thing that vanilla people do. You sensually place your hand on the stomach of your lover, hand under their shirt in order to keep the affair private. It is an erotic exchange of tummies and touch.

I like tummy touching my one true love because his tummy is cute and cuddly and he's hung.

by Anthonysummer October 4, 2017

Dog Tummy

When a girl isn't fat, but has a strange wide stomach. Kelly Clarkson has one of these.

I saw Linda at the beach, isn't she cute?

Ehhhh, kinda has a dog tummy.

by PopNasty February 28, 2011

Tummy Time

That part of the day where you get to lie down on your stomach after eating a large and/or satisfying meal. For some, it is the bane of their existence. The best part about tummy time is that it can happen 3 or more times per day!

Person 1: Dude I just ate the meal of my life. It's Tummy Time.
Person 2: What's that, bro?
Person 1: You lay on your tummy and just relax. It's uber therapeutic.

Person 2: Whoa, sounds like heaven. I'm gonna have to start fitting that into my schedule.

by youknowsimone May 2, 2014

Tummy Lions

When you reach a point of hunger that your stomach begins to make noise. The noise often sounds like growling. Seeing as lions growl, being hungry is often referred to as having "tummy lions."

see also: hungry

Lemur 1: Dude, what's that noise?
Lemur 2: Oh, that's just my tummy lions.
Lemur 1: When was the last time you ate?
Lemur 2: Oh, last Tuesday or so.

by Lexiboo Reilleh May 24, 2009