Traffuck

Peak hour traffic or any general traffic which slows you down.

Im late for work and im stuck in traffuck.

by Marc Landers August 4, 2007

taffy bag

when sittinig in a hot environment, or hot clothing and your scrotum stretches out like a "taffy bag"

My taffy bag looked like a cat rolled over a fruit roll-up.

by wakenuts February 17, 2003

salt water taffy

a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.

Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach

by pkhehe August 14, 2010

old traffordish

The special rules apply in the home games of Man Utd, in favour of them by the referees.

Coined by Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger.

The penalty decision was "Old Traffordish". (by Arsene Wenger)

by mook8 September 24, 2009

Slovakian Traffic Cone

The Slovakian Traffic Cone (or STC) is a sexual activity involving a large, preferably yellow, traffic cone. The cone doesn’t have to be Slovakian in origin, but it is highly recommended. Their are two people needed, a “giver” and a “mixer.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:

1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)

2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.

3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.

4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.

5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.

6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”

That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”

I had some dumb broad give me a Slovakian Traffic Cone.

by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

traffic clot

A single vehicle moving at a slow speed, blocking vehicles from normal travel. Has been know to cause strokes.

I would have been to work on time had it not been for the traffic clot on Main Street.

by scottster July 25, 2006

Traffic Troll

Someone who does provocative things like texting, talking, checking facebook, etc. on their cell phones while driving, completely disregarding the safety of everyone else.

That traffic troll I saw at the red stop got into a car crash because he was focusing too much on his texting.

by Defenitions June 20, 2010