Touched Cloth

To Touch Cloth is to have one's poo-poo touch your underpants and leave a stain. It it's slightly more high brow than just to say "UGH I shat my boxers blud."

Ryan: Oh No I can feel my poo touching my lovely new y-front for the charity bin.

Josh: My word man you've touched cloth.

Ryan: *slaps Face* oh my god

by Josh_S September 10, 2006

touched

A way of describing a person who is mentally troubled, they often do a running commentary on fifa games, act cocky af on gta to weth29, refuse to play any of his "friends" as he knows he will be roasted. also looks like a disabled donkey that was hit by a truck and a train, also a plane and hit with an f5 onto broken glass.

my man got touched like that Jw099 gezza

by Jw099 February 20, 2017

touched

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'plane-touched')

"A tiefling who's touched has more wits about things than some berk from the Prime."

by bender November 19, 2002

Touched

East Coast slang used in place of hitting. Mainly used in South Eastern states.

He was talking shit, so he got touched.

by PharaohDaGawd May 24, 2019

Touched in the head

Touched in the head means someone who acts a little slow, behind the eight ball, not understanding common sense things. This can be a one time episode or repeated episodes.

I think Phil is touched in the head today. He doesn’t seems a little slow and behind the eight ball to what’s going today.

by Hankscolts November 21, 2022

plane-touched

a more accurate term for 'touched'.

Outside the realms of our existence lie the Planes; and to be 'touched' by them is to have a true gift.

by planarianzero February 22, 2003

dutch touched

To get your ass hurt, fucked up, merked, and/or bodied.

Guy 1; why are you locked up?
Guy 2; mane this dude slapped my mom
Guy 1; and what you do?
Guy 2; i dutch touched that boy, hence the reason I'm in jail!!!

by kanaryellow October 29, 2014