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tip toucher

a man who touches the tip of his penis to the tip of another man's penis.
Jake and Aaron are totally gay together. they're such tip touchers
by D-Block48 March 25, 2008
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Touche squeeze

When u grabbed a women's ass and yell it out before u do it
by El_burro March 23, 2003
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Meat Toucher

Funnier than Kafka-esque.
You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!
by NotRD March 3, 2004
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touché

If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or appropriate response, the first person may respond with "touché" as a way of acknowledging a good response.
When I was at the strip club the other night:

Stripper: Someones face got a little close to my ass...

Me: Someones ass got a little close to my face!

Stripper: touché.
by Rocco of Melbourne July 22, 2009
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touched

“touched” is a metaphor for being stabbed.
How many times have I touched them kids, the whole opp blocks been molested?
by thewholeoppblock February 25, 2020
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water toucher

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two
i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher
by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006
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