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Carbonated beverages mistakenly refered to as Soda, Soda-Pop, Pop, or some other misnomer West, and South, of the Berkshires.
Examples include Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, RC Cola, and Sprite among many others.
"Hey, grab me a tonic while your in the kitchen."
"Whatcha want?"
"Make mine Moxie"
by JoeSixpack December 30, 2003
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Tonic-Rust

Tonic-Rust is when lemon/orange flavored/colored drink is poored on a red heads crutch.
Tom "Oh geeeze someone poored fanta on my already red pubes!!! i just got Tonic-Rust!!!"
by Hoxzyk April 8, 2011
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Topical Ointment Boy

Topical Ointment Boy is an imaginary superhero invented by the famed Joe Prete. It is used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who has bad skin.
Gosh, who does Steve think he is with that creme, topical ointment boy?
by Joe_is_like_Whoa January 2, 2006
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tonic

Buckfast Tonic Wine. Extremely intoxicating for only 15% ABV. Loved and adored all over scotland by the neds and the hip-hoppers alike. Often the butt of jokes to other tossers.
Buckfast is well known to make you fuck Fast
by Marshall Law November 12, 2004
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toxically wasted

When a passive-aggressive gets angry, and uses an excessive amount of sarcasm and reverse-psychology to completely obliterate and own an instigator. often completely unwarranted or over the top, and has an element of rant. the level of sourness displayed leaves a flavour in your mouth similar to that felt after eating a toxic waste lolly, renowned for their sourness and bitterness.
*In a classroom, harry chatting to mate*

Teacher to Harry: "go on harry, why don't you speak a bit louder, because i just don't think you are speaking loud enough, and in any case i think what you have to say about your pathetic weekend must be more important than the english lesson i am trying to give, especially once you consider that you will only need to know english for the rest of your life. in fact, why dont you come up to the front and take over the lesson, while we all patiently listen. come on. no? why not? you seemed to be enjoying talking over the top of me. well, here's your chance, i won't even try to speak while you are. go on...

*blah blah blah*

*awkward silence in class, harry mumbles non-committal reply*

Mate to harry: "dude, you just got toxically wasted. i think i'm gonna be sick from the sourness of that rant"
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tomica leblanc

She's your biggest Cheerleader and the best mom. She's the type if her daughter comes home crying to go to school with some pig tails and teach a teenager not to mess with her daughter. She's your shoulder to cry on. She'll sing the best Beyonce` you've ever heard. And remember one thing NEVER F*** WITH HER GRINDING! NO, WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED ITS NOT INTERRUPTING! She's the biggest most flawless boss you've ever seen in existence. Just remember, SHE SLAYY!
Do you know what my mom did?
What?
She came on the school bus and yelled at one of my bullies.
Wow you're mom is such a tomica leblanc
by Em0d0tc0m January 7, 2017
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Tonichi

Cute Asian boi who like anime and is really popular
Yo yo my lit fam bro tonichi
by Bobisacarrot May 3, 2018
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