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Nonchalant

Toniah Williams is an basketball player

by Toniah November 28, 2019

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Toniah

Actually pronounced Toe-Knee-Ahh, it’s not Tanya. She’s short, loud, funny, and the dumb ass of the group. She’ll look out for her friends whenever. Toniah is also very aloof and doesn’t stick to one friend group. Never interrupt her while she’s watching tv or sleeping; because she’ll get extremely pissed. Toniah isn’t usually one to get pissed.

Damn why is Toniah only 4’11.
Stupid! Why did you interrupt Toniah when she’s sleeping. You don’t know what you’ve done now idiot.

by Fun Size04 April 16, 2020

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Toniah

Names after her mom , pretty , beautiful , smart, strong , nonchalant , the best person you will ever meet, she is mean sometimes an nice and likes to eat and sometimes turns her work in on the right time

Toniah Eats so much and still does not gain weight

by Nyyy.. September 23, 2022

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The Lion Sleeps Tonight

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
Near the village the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
Hush my darling don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush my darling don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

by Drollestmaple03 February 13, 2019

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tonight's biggest loser

Sal

"Sal is tonight's biggest loser"

by lmao xdddd January 27, 2019

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Labia lady tonight

The original title for the Frank Sinatra classic; 'Luck, be a lady tonight.' The title was changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a woman comprised almost entirely of cuntflaps.

Frank (singing in studio): 'Labia lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)

by Anonymous submissions December 31, 2016

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