toilet

A shitty experience or circumstance.

I gotta work late... that's fuckin toilet! My girl slepped with my best friend. Fuck her she was a toilet bitch anyway. I ran out of weed... That's some toilet shit right there.

by Dat Dude June 23, 2004

toilet

pronounced "toy-lay". its a perfume you morons!

mary wore her toilet to school today

by jane July 21, 2003

Toilet

A place that has shit inside it.

"I will keep my ass on the toilet until all my shit comes out."

by Princess Karen September 11, 2021

Toilet

What everything turns into when you drink too much.

Hey, I ain't no toilet, drunk dude!

by bat_hero May 2, 2009

toilet

Someone who is ugly or rank looking.
Originated in Perth, Western Australia in 2005.

Person A: "What do you think of Robbie?"
Person B: " Absolute toilet"

by Claire Bear May 22, 2006

toilet

I love you but you have pee in your head

Can you tell your brain to use the toilet?

by Krkič October 10, 2019

toiletized

banishment of something, getting something quickly out of your sight (ie: guards!! take this vermin away!!)
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')

the urban dictionary dics toiletized my concept once again!

jan decided to toiletize the relationship

ace toiletized his body waste

by michael foolsley February 1, 2010