Toader

An adjective for a straight person. Generally used as a slur to negatively portray straight people by LGBTQ+ members.

Margaret: Fancy hearing to garage tonight?
Fred: Nah that's full of toaders, how about polo?

by Farmersbread October 16, 2017

toaderboated

When a toad is thrown between a women's breasts hops around and croaks.

This girl with giant tits was lying on the beach tanning so i threw a toad in her cleavage and yelled "you just got toaderboated!"

by iliveinfortfun October 21, 2010

Todded

To arrive at an Audio-Visual setup and find the driver as the lead contact for your set-up crew. Normally associated with a fucked-up situation that predicts a series of unfortunate events that will negatively impact your mental health.

Man, I had a 4am set-up yesterday and got Todded big time!

by Angry TD August 21, 2019

Todded

1) To sit down in such a way that your own penis actually slips into your own anal cavity. Accidentally, of course.

ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding; it was purely coincidental.

2) That act of giving/receiving anal penetration, either to yourself or someone else. This version requires consent by both parties, ie. non-accidental.

ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"

3) To have your ass handed to you, figuratively speaking.

ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."

1) ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding, purely coincidental.

2) ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"

3) ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."

by HypotheticallySpeaking May 15, 2014

Toddler Goth

A wannabee goth who latches onto what they perceive to be goth to emulate those they hope to join as an accepted part of goth society. This can be based on simple fashion sense or attitude that is believed to be required to be a part of the social group.

"Did you see Ritchie the other night? All dolled up like he was Neo from the matrix."

"Yes, between him and Sarah making out like she's an Anne Rice character they make a real pair of Toddler Goth's"

by James Kite December 3, 2007

toadery

Used for situations which lend themselves to false-flattery and being a 'yes-man'. See toady.

When Juan endorsed said he liked an obscure artist, all his entourage agreed despite never hearing him play. The group had sank to the depths of toadery.

by Hobbit+Feet January 10, 2008

Toddler Nose

When someone's nose runs from both nostrils, directly into their mouth. Usually because they've done lots of cocaine, and they're too drunk to notice their nose is running real bad.

Andy was real messy at the bar last night.
I know, I saw him, he had bad toddler nose.

by Buttcrunch January 18, 2009