shit to floor

hung like a grand national winner, big penis

cod fisherman with shit to floor

by robunda April 22, 2006

Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

go to the shit

Direct translation of the Spanish phrase "vete a la mierda", which means "fuck off".

Spanish Person 1: Hola (Hello)
Spanish Person 2: Vete a la mierda (Go to the shit)
Spanish Person 1: Gracias por sus amables palabras (Thank you for your kind words)

by anguslazy December 12, 2023

own up to my shit

When someone mocks you for not putting a price tag on the foreign objects you leave behind in the toilet it's art some might say, or when you frequently don't flush the toilet and someone notices your master piece. "Hey Sam I've been noticing you've been leaving behind presents in the works toilet 🚽 do you mind flushing it, it stinks." "Of course after you walk across Lego pieces and glass shards we'll have a deal pal."

own up to my shit action, verb, adjective should take part of owning up to your responsibility whether it's physical or imagery.

by alligatorpizza October 25, 2023

Yes to the fuck to the shit of the bitch for the ass

Fuck this shit up and out all the way through to the other anus of the transgender walaloo hooch’s ducks skftnxj fpga googa kuck me a dinner sandwich fuck you

In conclusion, yes to the fuck to the shit of the bitch for the ass, motherfuckers!

by Bad C dev January 2, 2026

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021