times

a number that illistrates the amount something has been done or taken place.

How many times do u masterbates in a given week?

by Tim Bob The Arabian Sailor October 12, 2003

time

a measurement of life created by human beings to keep a standard in thier lives. time is only a measurement and does not exist for life is the force which you feel pass you by. some days feel longer or shorter than others because you are feeling life which fluctuates around the constant which is time...

the day feels shorter than usuall because life fluctuated and time stayed constant.

by laurence saputra May 3, 2004

time

Something that never seems to be enough of. If you don't know what I mean, try working!

"The time is gone the song is over, thought I'd something more to say"

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

time

The fourth dimension, according to Tralfamadorian theoretics.

Time is limitless and omnipotent.

by i swear to drunk i'm not god February 20, 2005

time

a bird native to all of the universe that flys very fast when it is having fun but when you hav something to look foward to it rides on a tortoise. a cousin of the cukoo bird family.

1. Time bit me yesterday.
2. Let's go hunting for time.

by cunderthunt March 3, 2008

time

When used with the prefix phrases, "give someone the," "gave him/her the," etc, it means to have sex with someone, all bases.

"Dude, I was gonna give this hot chick the time, but she was a dude, dude!!!"

by TittayMastar May 25, 2003

time

a silly concept, contrary to popular belief is not constant. It slows down outside a bathroom door, but inside is going at a much faster pace.

Is also stretched when one is bored

"I was doing my business in the bathroom and when i had finished I found that time had passed alot faster outside and that Urban dictionary had taken over the world, shame really."

by slanted view September 25, 2009