Thea is a cute girl, with a big heart. She will always be there for you.
She has a way with guys but she dosent know it. But never give her blue soda, she will destory your house/room
She has a way with guys but she dosent know it. But never give her blue soda, she will destory your house/room
by trutti frutti November 7, 2019
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Thea has shagged more guys than Mia Khalifa and shes probably looking for you next. Be sure to wear at least three condoms and take a penicillin shot otherwise you’re cock will fall off within 24 hours after intercourse. Her pussy is looser than the shit fags she rolls and sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. So, if Thea ever asks for a cheeky fag, remember, don’t be silly, wrap your willy.
Guy 1, Dude my dick fell off in the shower this morning!
Guy 2, someone didn’t wear enough condoms when he fucked Thea last night.
Guy 2, someone didn’t wear enough condoms when he fucked Thea last night.
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