texicited

1. A Person who gets excited on seeing a Taxi.

2.A Person who is excited about texting.

1. Jenny: Hey Sam, look thats a Taxi...OMG.!!
Sam: You're certainly texicited.

by Guru007 January 28, 2014

Texticle

Having texticles is when someone has the balls to text something they wouldn't say to the persons face.

Brad: Did you hear that Brittany texted Sally, saying she is a bitch?
Joe: Yeah, that girl has some real texticles.

by princesscassi June 22, 2014

Texticles

Having texticles is when you man up over text and do/say something you wouldn't normally because you were too shy

"I sent that bitch a pic of my nuts"
"damn son, you got some texticles last night, didn't you?"

by Paul McDonald July 26, 2014

telicident

the falling of a smartphone on its user's face when he/she is lying down.

Guy: What happened to your face?
Girl: Oh, I had a telicident last night. It was horrible.

by AcidicPuke October 5, 2016

Texticle

That facebook reading, Google+ updating, Pokemon Go playing scrotum who holds everything up, because their phone is the center of the Universe.

*While driving a car. She swerves.
Her: I just missed hitting that guy on the phone.
Me: It's okay. I got that texticle with the back door.

by sourkraut November 4, 2016

Texticle-ing

The act of smashing one's ballsack/ testicles onto the phone screen and promptly sending the messege created by one's ball thrashing.

Yo man, did you see the texticle sam sent anna? She's really digging it.

Texticle-ing is used by humans to

attract mating partners as an alternative for dic-picing

by E11eveN11 September 11, 2017

Textitive

When a person is texting to much.

Wow the text are coming back to back they sure are textitive.

by Blade Jackson33 December 11, 2020