du temps en temps

Lenght of time for the average frenchman to take a bath or have a shower.

la douche? NON!


les gens français est maloderant!


Why else do you think france produces so much parfum? Have you ever been on the metro? It fucking stinks!

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

tempestation

The temptation to make mountains out of molehills, or hurricanes out of drizzle. To blow something out of proportion.

It's easy to succumb to tempestation but one must look at things with the proper perspective.

by Joie D June 12, 2007

Tempesto

A rare type of pasta native to Yorkshire, UK

Tempesto == Spaghetti

by willtheninja November 16, 2014

Rimuru Tempest

If you actually think this has a definition, your brain is smaller then a atom or you have -999999 iq or you have 0 braincells

Rimuru tempest is not a definition idiot

by RimuruTempest November 10, 2020

tempest

Smells like wee.

"Gosh, doesn't that Tempest smell like wee?"

by WANK September 22, 2003

tempurpedic vagina

The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.

JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.

by Kielbasa Ninja March 6, 2011

tempustk

the best cheating / hvh clan in history. tapping all roblox script kiddies and retarded aimware users.

yo ur shit tempustk > all

by Youtube.com/c/Radars December 15, 2019