Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

Telly Tuck

Alberts idiot song cause he's dumb he's stupid

PErson1: have u eheadr albert song it good it called telly tuck
Person 2- ITS BAD You NOT SMART IDIOT

by FatLz June 17, 2019

Telly

A British term for television.

All I've done during my vacation is sit on my ass and watch the telly.

by UltimateDoge April 7, 2022

Telly 11

Telly 11

Telly 11

by Debskelly1985 July 18, 2023

Telly

Shorter word for Telephone

I need to get on the telly with my mother before she gets mad.

by Taycray January 6, 2021

dirty telly

Lil’ bow-legged hood n**** with a nine inch

That’s a dirty Telly right there.
That man is a is considered a dirty Telly .

by Twiz September 23, 2021

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021