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Teleholic

A person addicted to television or watches to much of it.
Mom: ''Why want you read a book or go outside? '' "Your such a teleholic"!
by Spoken Word April 12, 2014
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tyleaha

A thick girl who is beautiful and very loyal
Did you see Tyleaha today she looked great
by Yfuud64769 January 25, 2017
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telephoned

when a word or phrase becomes completely garbled and misinterpreted due to misinformation of said original word or phrase
"Non-factual statements such as paraphrases or reported speech can become telephoned due to misinformed spread of knowledge"
by Anonymous_Reader April 2, 2017
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Teeah

A bitch if you get on her bad side, nice as hell if you're on her good side
by A Chronic Masturbator March 1, 2021
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Taleah

She is so kind, friendly, caring words can't explain. She's there so me no matter what, she guides me and motivates me. Whenever you meet a Taleah you should be very very grateful because you might not meet another one. She's a keeper and a loyal friend love her to the end<<33
Taleah is so beautiful
by dani<<33 February 16, 2022
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Terminatrix Telephobia

A phobia in which the person has a paralyzing fear of answering the phone believing that it may cause him/her to exit The Matrix.

This is one of the more recent phobias that has come to light, with an obvious connection to the Matrix movie trilogy.

In these films people from the real world are able to "jack in" to the Matrix a ficitonal simulated version of Earth as it once was. These people then exit the Matrix via ringing telephones that their "operators" send them to. It can only be assumed that said operators stream a code of some sort into the ringing phone that allows people to break connection with the Matrix.

People with this phobia may also innately be afraid of large underground cave orgies
I don't hangout with James anymore because I can never get him on the phone to make plans. Ever since he saw The Matrix he's been afflicted with Terminatrix Telephobia.

I don't think he likes the idea of a world where Keanu Reeves is seen as the last bastion of hope.
by DameonTower April 16, 2011
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Google Telephone

A game where you translate a random sentence on Google Translate multiple times to make it become broken English. It's called Google Telephone because it refers to the game Telephone that we would always play in grade school.
Steps how to play:
1. Translate a sentence into a random language
2. Take the new translated sentence and translate that into another language
3. Repeat step 2 multiple times (around ten times is good)
4. Translate the sentence back into English
5. Enjoy (the sentence will be far from what you started with)
I played Google Telephone and "whale cum" turned into "no personal".
by TheREALRasputin February 1, 2017
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