Technoblade

Technoblade, also known as the Blood God, is a pig with hot smoking elbows and beats up little children in a game that involves breaking beds. He is usually known for virtually beating up children. Involved in Minecraft Monday, everyone hates him and one time tried to team on him.

Beating Dream in a duel, he claimed the title of the best PVPer in Minecraft.

"Is that technoblade OH MY GOSH"
NoobMaster69 was never to be seen again

by MLGYolofade October 1, 2020

technoblade

a very smart pig that can murder.

oh he was such a technoblade at that game!

by anonymous November 26, 2020

Technoblade

One of the best Minecraft pvpers and potato farmers, he will be missed

Man Technoblade was a real goat damn I wish I was half as cool as that man

by Mrcream July 1, 2022

Violent Techno Thursday

A holiday celebrated on every Thursday. This is a day where violence is tolerated more than normally and you and/or a group of friends create some phat techno beats. Neon Lollipop Jukebox is the original techno band that started this beloved holiday. It's origin derives from someone saying, "It's finally Thursday!" and it was misinterpreted as, "It's Violent Thursday!". The techno part comes in only because we were creating techno that very day.

"Ha! I just pushed you in celebration of Violent Techno Thursday!"

by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005

techno

A term originally referring to a genre of dance music from Detroit. It has since become extremely overused. Pretty much any music with synthesizers is labeled as "techno" now. It is often incorrectly used to refer to edm, and its subgenres.

When I heard a friend say: "You know, technically Owl City is techno", I realized that the term "techno" had lost all meaning

Friend: "What you you listening to?"
Me: "Drum and bass. Here, listen"
Friend: "This is techno. It was made with a computer"

by newwatch September 10, 2010

Techno-Awesome

having the utmost ability to use and manipulate technology.

Did you see the way Jon installed Ubunto onto that crappy laptop and made a sweet Lynux box, he is so techno-awesome.

by C.D. Scrilla April 15, 2009

Technocock

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.

Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.

by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011