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Technomad

A individual that is free to wonder the globe/travels more often than not using all the tools of technology to simplify, educate, and better their life and interaction with their surroundings.
Technomads traveled the country amelessly, googling maps on the highway and making hotel reservations with our wireless internet connection.
by Lindsay Halston August 20, 2006
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technodouche

A technically educated person who, because of their extensive education and high IQ, is prone to use technical jargon but has no clue how to apply technology in real life situations.
Jim: "If Microsoft Word is not flagging a clearly misspelled word, is it because there is a patch that I need to download and install?"

Jane: "No, you technodouche, it's because you're typing in all caps."
by Fannebelt April 9, 2010
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technodouche

A person who has to buy first run tech gadgets just to get bragging rights to own one of the first. They tend to lose interest in their own purchase after the hype dies down and they are mocked because they didn't wait like the rest of us for the price to go down and all the bugs are fixed.
Person A: Joe is such a technodouche, he bought an ipad to read the newspaper.
Person B: Who the hell still reads the newspaper?
by Rev. Jules April 10, 2010
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technocamping

A vacation from digital technology. No e-mail, computers, cell phone etc.
"I'm going technocamping. You won't be able to contact me for a couple weeks."
by intertext9 March 18, 2014
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Technobating

Absorbed in your Computer/Phone/Video Games to the point of ignoring everything around you.
Did you get my call last night? Nah, I was too busy technobating.
by Demon65 January 13, 2009
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technocandy

the world would be a better place if everyone was on technocandy.
by Anonymous October 1, 2003
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techneadache

Something one gets after a day of work staring at the computer or texting for hours upon hours or any continuous use of electronic technology until ones head feels as if it is ready to explode.
I texted Jenn so many times I had to take five Advil to get rid of my techneadache.
by diegodiegodiego January 15, 2009
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