Twaffle

The act of running up behind someone, reaching high between their legs (almost but not quite in the crotch seam) and slapping one's hand back and forth as if to motorboat the upper thighs with the hand. The recipient of the twaffle is now "it" and must twaffle someone else to continue the game. Verb, origin Grafton VT Sept. 2010.

I'm going to twaffle the bride right before she gets her photo taken.

by T.Waffle September 22, 2010

twatfaced

adj. Extremely drunk, perhaps leading to humorous or embarassing results

John got so completely twatfaced last night he tried to karate kick a lampost for staring at him

by meep June 5, 2003

Twatface

A twat: an insuult used by a female to a male.
A codename used for a person you dont like. can be used for more than one person (eg twatface 2, 3 etc)

ellia: omg twatface just texted me AGAIN!

emma: ben is such an immature freak
sophie: yeah. There goes twatface 2...

by Libbixx January 7, 2010

Twaffle

A twat waffle.

I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.

by Stoney Beers April 17, 2010

TWAFT

An abbreviation of:

That was a fucking tragedy

or
That was a fucking train-wreck

Daz thinks he's well funny - Did you see his last status update? TWAFT or wot?

by vani11a1ce February 27, 2011

twash

Twash, a corruption of the word "twat", meaning a womans genitals or an annoying person.

"fuck off you twash"
or
"you lick her twash"

by GeddyB May 13, 2005

twatflaps

The kebab-meat flaps of the female hairy axe-wound. Can be used in the singular sense as an insult.

Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!

Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!

by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003