Tiny toenails

When the toenail ratio is much too small compared to the rest of the toe.

by legion20 April 05, 2021

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Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.

"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."

by Salty Sarcasm March 07, 2019

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Toenailing

To peel ones tonail off, yell "peel me daddy!" and place it in their rectum.

I couldn't get any sleep last night, Bob was toenailing me until all ten of my toenails were peeled off!

by undercoverx February 24, 2024

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Toenail Violin

The act of using your toenail as a violin string. Able to play very sad music.

Person 1: Jared, I can’t find my Toenail Violin
Jared: its on your foot dumbass

by DOOKIE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO March 01, 2023

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Dirty Toenail

Why the actual fuck are you looking at what a Dirty toenail is... You fucking little perverted shit. You probably like to have dirt inside of your nails and suck it after a 8 hour workout and it is sweaty and stinks

You: Lol what does dirty toenail mean?

Urban Dictionary: Bro what the frick.. Get your fetish up out of here. You smell bad too

you: Wtf

Urban Dictionary: yeah you go away you little cracker

by i am so epic 2007 March 14, 2019

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