mike

a kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.

"Hey check this out"
"Woah, nice mike"

by mike zylstra January 17, 2008

mike

Short form of microphone.

Yo, gimme that mike!

by Kovász July 28, 2008

mike

a secret hit man whos is gay also likes godd music and can act very homosexual at times

oh mike is such a mike

by shadowm32 April 1, 2010

a mike

A white guy with a out of control curly fro.

I saw this guy the other day- his hair was out of control! he was such a mike.

by Lola January 1, 2004

mikee

1. bench warming
2. water boy
3. play basketball twenty-four seven

1 & 2. "Hey, is anyone doin' the mikee's today"
3. "Are you pro, do you mikee?"

by crew2010 March 6, 2008

Mike

A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year

Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.

Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative.

Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.

by dave555123 November 21, 2010

Mike

An Irish-Jew. Originates from the the derogatory term "Mick" for an individual of Irish heritage and the more offense "Kike", the derogatory term for an individual of Jewish heritage. Despite it's negative origin, Irish-Jews often take great pride in being Mikes.

Ireland is great, they were the only country not to kick out the Jews. I'm a Mike and proud.

by forksandspoons February 26, 2011