swollen kitty

When a girl has had too much pussy stimulation and it's too sensitive and swollen.

"He fucked me so hard he gave me swollen kitty!"

by missdillpickle January 21, 2017

Betty Swollocks

Polite term for knacker discomfort

"forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. I have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the New World. I fear i have the most awful Betties (Sir Walter Raleigh, Audience with Queen Elizabeth I, 1584) Betty Swollocks

by Garthy July 9, 2006

Swollen Snatch

A time at which you must take advantage of the snatch or can also be caused by abuse of the snatch

"After I was finished with Kelly, she was rubbing my semem out of her swollen snatch."

by Formula June 6, 2005

swolldier

Very muscular person; one who is beyond swoll.

Wow! That guy is so swoll! He's a swolldier!!

by Swolldier July 25, 2008

swollhouse

a huge ridiculously strong dude. probably roided a ton in high school or currently is in high school roiding.

That dude's a swollhouse, he benchpresses the benchpress.

by huge mcguge September 30, 2010

swoller

swoller (v.):
1. To consume a beverage by way of drinking.
2. To engage in the act of swollering.

Other forms: swollered, swollering, did swoller

Can I have a swoller of that thar whiskey?

by Matt December 16, 2004

Swollen Tip

When someone gradually increases the size of the hole in their penis, usually by using small objects, then increasing to something with about an inch of diameter. It is just like gauging your ears, but with the tip of your penis. There are some videos of it online. Check out Www.SwollenTip.Com.

Bill: You know how Joe has that swollen tip?
Spencer: Yeah!
Bill: I heard his load poured all out over Stephanie's head!!!
Spencer: His tip must be REAAAAAAALL SWOLLEN!

by David Y. April 3, 2007