Swingset

A dangerous playground object where unsuspecting users can get pinched especially in the guzzy when they are not careful

Susie get down demo that swingset right now young lady! You'll pinch your guzzy!

by jac-h May 13, 2011

taylor swift

the music industry

stream love story taylor swift version <3

by nubnotfound March 5, 2021

Swinga

A greek person who has a large penis and swings it around in an act of flamboyancy.

John Stamos, Criss Angel or Aristotle are all swinga's

by Evan Lubin December 25, 2008

giggle switch

Colloquialism for the selector lever on a select-fire firearm or safety on an automatic weapon, which engages the mechanical safety, semi-automatic fire, or automatic fire/3 round burst. Switching to automatic fire and putting streams of lead downrange is well known to elicit giggles of joy from anyone who grew up playing video games or watching GI Joe/The A-Team.

1) Private Joe Snuffy flipped the giggle switch on his M-249 for the first time, and laughed maniacally as he engaged the pop-up targets on his qualification range.

2) Rangemaster: "Flip that giggle switch and give 'er a whirl

Trainee: "heh heh heh . . ." *BRRRRRRRRAP!*

by DoomsdayJesus October 2, 2013

scrub-a-dub a swing-dong

the natural motion of the male penis whilst doing the dishes in the nude.

my husband, a helpless romantic (and buck naked) scubbed those pot and pans over the sink with such verocity he began to scrub-a-dub a swing-dong

by AbyGal April 24, 2009

phil swift

The living god of all things Flex Seal.

"Phil Swift said I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF"

by dfkljgfhjkash May 6, 2018

Dick Swinging Contest

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers

Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!

by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010