Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

by Major Wood July 8, 2003

sceptering

verb - the act of sitting in a daze and clutching the bong as though it is a scepter.

usage - "Dude, quit sceptering and pass the bong."

by Realbeer December 25, 2008

Sputtering Duncan

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

by Fro Bones July 17, 2011

Shwittering

Tweeting on the toilet

I was shwittering with my buddy from the washroom.

by wotyballz April 17, 2014

Sweitzering

The act of taking the invitation one has offered to share their snacks with, BUT wear out your welcome quickly by eating 3/4 of food that was offered without permission or remorse.

Liz: “opening bag of delicious kettle cooked chips”
Joe: Hey, can i have a couple of those chips?
Liz: Sure! “points bag towards joe”
Joe: Thanks! “takes bag and dumps into lap leaving only 3 left in the bag”
Liz: HEY stop Sweitzering my chips you inconsiderate prick!
Joe: My bad i didn’t even notice. “continues to eat pile of chips out of lap"

by BowTom June 9, 2014

skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

by jageerox September 12, 2015

Sluttering

Walking toward someone drunkenly with your shirt open with intent to hit on them.

Man, here come Mark sluttering toward that hot chick he can't hook up with.

by Homosorcerer August 16, 2016