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Somerset

A boring, rich, upper class town in a rural part of central New Jersey, full of doctors, lawyers, accountants, college professors and other people who think they’re hot shit. Few people know about Somerset, and often think the town only contains normal sized middle class homes that they see on the main road of Easton Avenue. That’s because years ago Somerset consisted only of farm land and a few normal homes. Year’s later developers came and bought up acres and acres of farm land and built big expensive homes, bringing in the rich, snobby crowd that makes Somerset what it is today. Unlike other rich towns in New Jersey, Somerset is actually a very diverse town that contains a lot of black people who also have money like their white counterparts. A majority of kids from the town are spoiled and a lot of them try to act like they’re tough thugs from the rough streets. When in actuality the only dangerous thing to worry about is hitting a deer crossing the road. The town also contains a numerous amount of hot girls that can be seen on a day to day basis usually driving their mommies and daddies BMW, Mercedes, Infiniti, Acura or Lexus with no place to go.
Tom: "Who was that hot girl doing lines of coke in her BMW M3?"

Tara: "Oh, thats Lisa, she lives in Somerset, she's that snobby bitch I told you about whose loser brother thinks he's a gang banger. I fucking hate people from Somerset."
by Tom K August 28, 2005
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Sommerset

Female 19-year-old Fortnite streamer from Texas who has already had several internet boyfriends, with the aim of achieving extra fame. ( For example: Eclipsae, Clix, FSBully & Saevid )
- Yo, do you know Sommerset?
- Oh yeah that one clout chaser who has been in multiple online relationships.
by thesett March 21, 2022
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Marc Summers Rug Burn

This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.
It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...
by kubla85 May 30, 2009
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Summerstalgia

That feeling that you have at the end of summer, And on the night before you school you lay awake thinking about all the good time you had during summer
Brother 1: Hey bro you crying?

Brother 2: Sorry, I have a bad case of summerstalgia
by ellyjay September 6, 2011
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summersexual

Being only sexually attracted to Summer Walker You think everything that has to do with Summer Walker is sexy.
Guys, I think I'm Summersexual!!!

Summer is so hot, I might be Summersexual.
by lala thanarse August 7, 2021
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somerset night

There was this well scary dude called Troy hangin' round the bins on Somerset Night
by Dave January 29, 2004
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summers flamingo

When one of your legs is gimped and you must rest it on the horizontal stationary object your partner is lying on during coitus, while the other leg is planted on the ground for leverage.
Utilizing the Summers Flamingo technique is the only way to guarantee stability during standing coital penetration.
by norm the plum October 14, 2017
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