total scrotal

The act of orally engulfing the entire male scrotum in one's mouth.

See also tea bag

Dolores was a real charmer. She gave me a total scrotal and then finished me off.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Scroti-coat

A coat produced from the excess skin of a scrotum, typically after enlarging of the scrotum from testicular cancer.

Cheryl, is that a scroti-coat? Luck-yyy!

by Cinci's Big Red April 1, 2010

scrote stick

common annoyance in the male population. when the scrotum (nutsack) is sat against for too long or becomes sweaty, it sticks to the side of the leg. often accompanied by itchiness

"Dude I was sitting watching the movie for so long when I stood up I had to fix my scrote stick"

by la crav May 1, 2006

Scrotagonal

Something so terribly horrendous it can't possibly be defined using any other word in this or any other language.

This beverage is absolutly scrotagonal.

by Kendall February 19, 2005

scrot slap

when you use your god given scrotum to slap someone

"...and after were done fuckin imma scrot slap that slut in the back of the throat."

by johnnyk March 13, 2005

pre-scrotal cortex

The limbo between one's ass and balls.

My pre-scrotal cortex itches.

by Dr. Scrotaxion March 15, 2012

scrotey oats

breakfast cereal of real men.

guy 1: "dude, i had scrotey oats for breakfast this morning"

guy 2: "holy shit dude, does that mean you can like..lift cars and shit with your bare muscles"

guy 1: "yeah"

by Magus January 6, 2005