Urban Dictionary: Definitions by johnnyk

kula

Belonging to the class of coolness higher than normal.

He is Kula than anybody else I know.

kula by Johnnyk September 12, 2014

A state beyond drunkeness, the level above brunk.

Well, I was def a little drunk after those pints, then the rails, the chron, and that x pill have taken me right up to arunk.

arunk by JohnnyK October 10, 2005

when your penis becomes impotent temporarily. usually from use of amphetamines.

"u smoke any more of that bitch and ur gonna get some wicked jib dick"

jib dick by johnnyk April 27, 2005

when a women with a "gunt" uses it to slap you, usually after a poor performance in the bedroom

"i had sum jib dick last night, so my old woman gunt slapped me"

gunt slap by JohnnyK April 20, 2005

when you use your god given scrotum to slap someone

"...and after were done fuckin imma scrot slap that slut in the back of the throat."

scrot slap by johnnyk March 13, 2005

A small woodland creature, about the size of the common ferret, that looks like it was born inside out.

-Look mummy, that squirrel is all pink!
-That's not a squirrel dear, its a sprockle. Please don't poke it.

Sprockle by JohnnyK January 4, 2004