Stressica

A female formally known as “Jessica,” that allows not only herself, but others to be completely stressed out by her presence. She is never wrong, knows nothing about nothing and always downtrauding and oppressed. Her birth name does not have to be Jessica— to be used as a verb.

OMG! That damned stressica text me AGAIN! Fuck that bitch! Ugh.

by the_dope_ninja March 9, 2018

StressOflex

When u got to flex on the stress

stress medicine StressOflex

by StressOflex January 16, 2019

Russian stress

Frustration that feel Russian guys when they come back to Russia after their tour via foreign countries.

- Oh, dude!! I feel Russian stress after my Eurotrip.
- Just wait for a week..You'll get used to!

by Antijogger October 27, 2011

No Stress Express

Refers to living life in a state of ecstatic acceptance. Tough times teach lessons, good times make memories. Takin it easy. Chillin. Knowing that you may not be in control of the things that happen to you, but you are in control of how you react. The opposite of the strugglebus! Comes every few minutes!

Get off the StruggleBus and catch the No Stress Express ... it runs every few minutes!

by BigSimulationNRG June 3, 2018

Repetitive Emotional Stress Injury

RESI

The after effects of dating/breaking up with the same person repetitiously. Results in emotional fatigue, inability to function emotionally and numbness of emotional limbs.

Cures:

Copious amounts of yoga, hiking, alcohol and unemotional random sex.

Experts say if you keep going back to the same bad relationship you have a much higher chance of developing Repetitive Emotional Stress Injury.

by Sophiesblues February 5, 2010

Taking a Strass

another saying for making a bowel movement.

So there I was sitting on the toilet Taking a Strass when my cell phone went off.

by skettyjoe November 14, 2013

Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.

Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.

Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.

Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?

Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.

by Millennial X May 6, 2019