Shit Stirring

Deliberately making exaggerated remarks to elicit an aggravated response from another person. Normally done to get a reaction out of the person/group of people.

Me: I can't make it to your party, the traffic is really heavy.
Ethan: Why, do you hate me??? :(
Me: WHAT?? No! You're just shit stirring.

by stephskiii January 20, 2019

porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Stirring

1. Exciting strong feelings, as of inspiration; rousing.
2. Active; lively.

I was stirring about an hour when i saw her .

by Darken96 December 28, 2011

You Starting

Something a chav says before engaging in a battle with a fellow human.

Oi! You starting? Come on then, lets have it!

by Antony November 28, 2005

Stirring the paint

Banging your girl, filthy dirty raw, whilst she's on her period.

Aaron was Stirring the paint on Stephanie, dude, his balls were dripping wet with blood like the halls on the shining. He wore a pad for a week too.

by Milky bussoms October 29, 2017

smirting

A term for those engaging in smoking and flirting at the same time. Particularly used in countries where a smoking ban in public places has been enforced.

Two people in a bar,
Person 1: I'm just going outside.
Person 2: OK, no problem.
Person 1: I might be a while, I'm going for some smirting, there are some fitties here tonight. Get the drinks in!
Person 2: Cheeky bugger!

by Peggyinnit February 6, 2010

Stirring the soup

Masturbation act done by a female

I had to get out of bed to grab the lube, so I asked Gena to keep stirring the soup.

by Cappadonna July 16, 2006