jap skewed

Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massive flatulence. Your relationship hasn't developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so........as a massive bubble drops into place you
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.

She was a right bobby dazzeler and sod's law I had a massive
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!

by Brucester September 10, 2006

Stowed

It means SUPER Throwed

Guy 1:"Ay yo I think I might call it the Banana mixtape."
Guy 2:"Foo you STOWED!!"

by J.T.(Agg-Town's Throwdest) July 21, 2006

smewed

to be mashed/wrecked

Bugga me......... i'm.....smewed

by Lord Penfold May 21, 2003

sewedy

A gentle and humble yet considerably large and hungry creature who has a secret urge to devour everything and anything in his path - although the creature believes nobody knows, everybody actually stays out of his path for this very reason, which is why people tend to stay and walk behind the creature, causing it to believe it has loyal "followers."

Person 1: "Look out, Sewedy's coming and you're in his path!"
Person 2: "Thanks man, I would have been devoured. It's a shame people misjudge this gently and humble yet considerably large and hungry teacher. I pity him."

by iheartanal_10 December 5, 2011

spewed

To get covered in spit by the guy behind you's chew cup when he throws it in the air during a homerun at the ball game.

Ed spewed 3 broads and an old man at the Yankee game Tuesday night!

by Johnny Damon September 6, 2007

Steved

Termination of an product or feature, especially if it's uneconomical or should be obsolete by the time. The origin is from Steve Jobs's return to Apple as interim CEO (and later permanent iCEO).

Floppy drives, SCSI, and legacy serial ports were all steved with the release of the original iMac. Apple-branded printers, Newton PDA's, and Easter Eggs within the Mac OS were also steved.

by Andrew Schwartz July 28, 2004

Steedman'd

When you want to play CSGO but your bird facetimes you before you can log on.

Colin: "Here bro you coming on CS the now for a 5 man?"

Conor: "Sorry bro i can't, I am steedman'd right now."

by Lil Bronx June 12, 2020