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carlston stew

When a man forcefully grasps another man by the penis, and then force him to gargle his shit. This is best done in the July heat around 100 degrees. After the man's face is sufficiently brown, then grab a bucket of bear juices and pour it all over him. Beware this is for experienced people only. Do not attempt this unless you have correctly performed 5 separate Alaskan pipelines, 3 Texas roundabouts, 1 Alabama hot pocket, and 2 Cleveland steamers.
Wow, last night I did my first Carlston stew!

Really? Was it a random guy?

Yeah it was crazy!
by Grandmathruster June 10, 2014
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turd stew

When you shit, piss, and cum in a girl's mouth and use your dick as ladle to stir up the delicious soup.
Jenny just ate a fresh bowl of my turd stew!
by the gordano September 14, 2010
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beef stew

To flatulate (fart) in someone's face, usually after kicking their ass.
after I laid the smackdown on Richie's candy ass, my boys held him down and I gave him a beef stew he'll never forget.
by Balphezar October 23, 2006
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cunt stew

rotten, stinky, drippy, pussy that's been trapped in panties all day.

Or

A delectable crock pot stew made from the ex wife.
your trapped in a hot elevator with a woman, and it stinks, is that cunt stew I smell?

Or

dude your ex wife is a bitch, you need to make cunt stew out of her.
by DDH electric March 18, 2014
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Yankee Stew

A hot load of spew, cum, man juice. Shit as a result of a hearty, vigorous yank and wank.
Braaaaahhh. What a mess. I just blew some yankee stew. I couldn't find my gak sock. Pretty sure your mom took it.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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Stew Mink

A person who is scroungy and likes stew
Damn look at the dude he's drinking stew and he's scroungy defenetly a Stew Mink
by B0XB0T August 14, 2021
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Stewing Rhubarb

Smoking dope; comes from the similar smell of boiling rhubarb
John was having a bad day and decided when he got home he was going to be stewing rhubarb.
by ALD1 April 29, 2008
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