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Steaming Tom

When one slips a glove on (just after taking a fallacious dump, preferably mudbutt-wise) scooping up a turd and then squishing said turd in thy hand. And rubbing the glove the on chosen victim's face in their sleep.
Samuel: Watch where you walkin prick!

Dylan: Bitch Imma give ya a Steamin Tom if you keep that shit up!

Noah: NO! He didn't mean it! Don't give my white friend a steaming tom!
by doomsDave October 10, 2008
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Stealing

What you excuse it with borrowing. The difference is that the 'borrowing' seems to drag on to infinity.
Juliet: "Hey, isn't that Mike's hand-phone?"

Terry: "Uh, yeah I am borrowing it"

Juliet: "It has been a year."

Stealing.
by Cheeky Smiles May 3, 2011
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Flying Towamencin steaming apple

An apple has its core removed and filled with feces, it is then thrown at vehicles and residents of Towamencin Township, Pennsylvania.
Dammit! Someone hit my car with a Flying Towamencin steaming apple!
by "J.R." September 27, 2005
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Stealing Home

Raping a woman. Hitting a homerun is actual sexual intercourse. It can happen in one of two ways. The first way is for a man and woman to be on second base (groping etc.) and he wants to go to round third and go home but she says no so the man drops anchor at third and then steals home by raping her. The second way this can happen is just having a stranger jump a woman when no witnesses are around and stealing home
That poor girl. She was in the hospital for a week after leaving her job bartending. She was walking to her car when out of nowhere some nut sneaked up behind her, threw her down, and started stealing home. Bunch of savages in this town
by Lilparkczar June 22, 2008
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stealing my flavor

copying; using someone else's material.
ugh why are you always using my away messages, Barrett?! Quit stealing my flavor!!!
That girl is wearin the shirt I wore yesterday! Why is she always stealin my flavor?!
by a pizzle October 3, 2004
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Stealing the conversation

It's when one uninvolved and uninvited asshole barges in on a private conversation, and dominates it to the exclusion of one of the original people who was conversing. This can be a form of cockblocking.
Jason: John is a complete asshole. Notice how he is always stealing the conversation?

Joe: Yeah, what a fucking cockblocker!
by Jimmy the Dick September 23, 2010
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Steaming Rooster

After digesting a gallon of chili, one craps on top of another's head. It forms a red cap resembling a rooster's head.
by Tits Mcgeeeeeeh October 13, 2010
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