Steaming Broc

-Steaming Broccoli; smoking marijuana

Bitch you better make a run to the produce section of wegman's before we hangout!!!
-Mom "What are you doing later?"
-Kid "Just having a cookout with some friends, Steaming Broc"

by Greg Geoffry July 21, 2009

steamed beaver

When you find a beaver and steam it up nice and good, then dip it in some mayonnaise.

I'ma gonna eat me a steamed beaver.

by Hocobo June 11, 2015

Taber steamer

Very similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except with corn in it. Taber is a small farming community in southern Alberta famous for it's corn.

I ate a ton of corn on the cob last night and I know a massive Taber steamer is on the way.

by Bon Figlioli June 4, 2007

Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer

Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.

Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.

by M.T. Sinjac November 28, 2015

The droppings are steaming

The 'droppings are steaming' or indeed any general description of the droppings temperature/circumstances as an analogy to any situation. It is an informal phrase very rarely used in writing, due to its reactionary nature. The idiom originates from a passage in Lord of the Flies where a character, Jack, is hunting a pig and notes with some satisfaction that the droppings he has just encountered are steaming. He is pleased by this, as it means a pig must have been there recently.

"My dudes, come quick, the droppings are steaming."

"Not going to lie, you seriously froze the droppings there."

"The droppings are in a super heated suspension of plasma my guys! This is good."

"You know the droppings just plummeted."

"Compatriots, listen close for I have ascertained with great happiness that the droppings have an effervescence of vapour ,which I can only assume is the gaseous dihydrogen monoxide, which is a cause for great celebration."

by GreySevenFourPrime November 22, 2019

steaming hound

Similar in nature to "titty fucking," but using butt cheeks instead of breasts. So named because "Steaming Hound" could be synonymous with "Hot Dog." The "weiner" being placed between the "buns" thus leads to the name "steaming hound."

1.) "Hey, last night I met this chick with a huge ass. She wouldn't let me do anal, but she asked for the ol' Steaming Hound."

2.) "My girlfriend doesn't have any breasts for titty-fucking, so we have to go around the corner for the Steaming Hound."

by Mudhole May 19, 2007

midnight steamer

The vengeful act of deficating at the front door of someone's house.
As an added bonus the feces may be picked up and thrown on the door. Gloves recommended.

That sucker messed with me for the last time, he's gonna get a midnight steamer !!

by morgan August 15, 2003