skatterbrain

The condition or state of mind of anyone, partygoer or crackheadwho has just had a massive shot "and or'' has not eat'n or sleep't in days, usualy entirely supported by amphetamines, dope and icecoffie.

Normaly well spotted all over the place on a monday or tuesday in the workplace, or wen attempting to pickout somthing from the shops and cant think properly.

take a look at yourself skatterbrain, go home and sleep it off

by "BART"-FrmBuno.yep.. April 30, 2011

Scatterbating

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.

I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.

by Cats Polino December 19, 2013

stutter butts

A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.

I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.

by stutterbutts1 August 29, 2018

Stutter Stroke

When you are having intercourse with a girl in doggy style, and you have an inconsistent beat in between each stroke.

Briana: “Damn, that nigga Chris’ stroke game wack as fuck. Nigga had a whole ass stutter stroke and everything.”

by StultifiedJohnny August 13, 2019

skatterpuss

Proper dirty slag or a fishy smelling pussy hole

What nah she’s a skatterpuss

by WILLYVANILLY0101 November 22, 2019

texting stutter

When you try to type a word multiple times and you keep hitting the wrong letters and your auto-correct refuses to help you.

During texting:

Me: "deinstitutklajflk"
Me: "deinstidkjlakfl"
Me: "deinstitutionallkdjfioj"
Me: "DEINSTITUTIONALIZATION!"

Bob: Wow- what a texting stutter.

by unicorns4lyfe February 17, 2014

Cabra spatter

The barnacles caught bye one's underwear after a slip of an unsuspecting anal cough.. the Cabra spatter is a term required as reference intended to be used when someone is judging the spread density and stank of the wind smear or aka now known as the Cabra spatter

Excuse me there middle aged woman I couldn't help but notice you were walking a little funny would it be rude of me to suggest. That you need not be embarrassed.. 4 now there is a term that has given freedom to those suffering from this emotion... So give us a gander at your Cabra spatter so I can post it for all our followers on the Cabra spatter Facebook page to judge freely..congratulations.

by Wordney smith August 24, 2019