Michael St John

Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.

Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy

by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022

st. johns orphanage

very cool orphanage for all my ass cousins

have you gone to st. johns orphanage?
no whats it like there?
my ass cousins

by wafflespot December 23, 2020

st john

a true nozza responsible for the emptying of the grand canyon

st john is thicc

by lemurwoman April 21, 2022

Kaitlyn St John

Someone who is kind of cool but her best friends, kohana and jainet are stupid and no one likes them and wishes they would just leave

Hey is that Kaitlyn St John

Yeah but I don’t want to see her friends

by Ayyyyhabwidbfie did d February 05, 2019

st John's boy

Handsome, smart, and very well behaved boys from the rolling hills of Sekondi. They don't mess around.

This dude has a uniqueness about him, bro.
He must be a st John's boy.

by Stow_e March 12, 2021

Epping St Johns

Meaning where something / someone tries way too hard to fit in with the rest, whatever the cost may be.

Friend: You see that geezer over there, he's trying to fit in way to hard even though everyone has a bad impression of him

You: Yeah, mate. He's a bit of an Epping St Johns (ESJ if you are feeling fancy) don't you think

by sushimonster271 December 17, 2021

St John's School Boy

A good looking and handsome boy. Cool to talk and joke with but will chop you by hook or crook.

I like that St John's School boy. He really deserves the J Town green top

by J Town boy June 03, 2022