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Squeezie

A dude who has power over all because of his god- like appearance. This man plays lead guitar for a multitude of bands. He also plays ice hockey but sux at it. Squeezie is a chick magnet that all the hott chicks flock to, and I don't mean chickens! This man is also HUGE. He can consume much beverage and state altering material. He is Jewish, Christian, Irish, Atheist, German, African, Russian, Italian, and part horse. Although some of these origins are not visible from the outside, if you look up his butt, you might find something landing on your face. WARNING: Squeezie is addictive because of his humor and could incinerate your brain with laughter.
All the bitch's are addicted to Squeezie; no lie.
by Squeezie Them Boobies March 1, 2009
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squeekie

someone who liked to drill holes into other peoples heads and then fuck the hole full of squeeshie goodness...
Better be good or the squeekies will come and get you! -- When squeekies attack. - Cessna is a squeekie.
by Cessnoob February 15, 2008
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Speechies

Small animal classification. Usually used to describe newborn animals. Word reflects upon their cuteness.
Oh my god, look at that cute little puppy! What kind of speechies is it?
by LTVega October 14, 2012
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Squeebie

One who enjoys the pressure jets in a hot tub just a little too much
"Bob get out of the hot tub, everyone knows you're a squeebie."
by dbug87 April 30, 2010
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Squeecher Muffin

A very loud female kidney stone or a solid yeast infection.
The doctor frowned when my squeecher muffin fell out.
by Squeecher February 12, 2014
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Squeegie Beckenhime

A name to use when you're trying to annoy those pesky telemarketers or spam mailers.
Telemarketer: Hello, is this the Smith residence.
Ms. Smith: No, I'm sorry. You must have the wrong number. This is Squeegie Beckenhime.
by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005
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squelching [squelch] [squelched]

Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching
by The Nige aka Princess May 11, 2006
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