penis squeezers

A woman's enormous breasts.

That sexy babe is so hot I wanna fuck her big penis squeezers and cum in her cleavage.

by tpirman1982 December 7, 2006

Licktastic Squeezers

1) Lucious Female Boobs
2) Perfect for licking and squeezing

I instantly imagined drizzling chocolate syrup on her licktastic squeezers.
I imagined doing things to them that would be illegal in other countries.
Bathing suits show off licktastic squeezers.
I cannot wait to see Jessica Alba's licktastic squeezers.

by Sacagewea March 20, 2008

Squeaker

An under-aged child online that defined to popular belief is most annoying and large portion of the Xbox, PlayStation, and even PC. Loud, annoying, and they act like adults using innuendos as well as cliches from most original ideas. They are more shown to be on the immature side.

Great, there's another squeaker in the game!

Get out, you dumb arse squeaker!

"OH YEA, I AM SUCH A SQUEAKER!!! people so 'gay' these days!"

by Andymius September 20, 2014

jimmy squeaker

A release of gas from one's colon that creates a high pitched noise as it vibrates the gluteus maximus muscles and fat surrounding (buttocks)

"this is gonna be a jimmy squeaker"
"at least they don't smell"

by Locket July 17, 2006

White Sneakers

When a man (one that may possess an extreme foot fetish) cums, or blows his load, all over the feet of his partner.

Guy1: You doin' anything cool this weekend, bro?

Guy2: Yeah dude, I plan on giving my girlfriend a pair of white sneakers in bed tonight.

by Sara & Dustin February 11, 2010

squeaker

A fart that comes out of your toilet muscle in such a manner that it emits a high-pitched squeak instead of the usual staccato "fart" noise.

{Julian}: Hey Dominique, what the fuck was that?!?
{Dominique}: Oh that was just Mike letting off a squeaker.

by Telephony February 9, 2014

Squeakfest

A squeakfest is pretty much any social media website where all people squeak constantly non-stop about unimportant stuff while getting too emo about it.

Big obvious squeakfests are Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook to name a few.

Tom: Twitter claims to be a diverse all-inclusive website, but everyone on it is an emo squeaker. I don't get what's diverse about that when everyone on it is just squeaking non-stop. Point to me one Twitter account of someone who is not a squeaker!
David: I cannot! I'd have to go on Twitter squeaking to do so. I'm not a squeaker either, so no dice! Twitter is definitely a squeakfest!

by OffBeatDrummer March 20, 2022