spork

When a girl wants to spoon but a guy wants to do more and pokes her with his member, much like that of a spoon with a pointy end.

David was spooning with his girl and became bored. He decided to spork her to see if she would be up for relations.

by bedubya February 20, 2011

spork

the greatest eating utenisil known to man

you can eat soup and steak with a spork. W00T

by Madchal July 18, 2003

spork

combenation of the spoon and the fork.
any one with a spork has great power and can comand everyone to do they want.
the colection also includes the spife and the nork neather as powerful as the spork.
the most powerful spork isnt a canteen plastic but covered in gold and silver it is so powerful it has to be handled with the oven glove of hope.

"shit that kid has a spork"
"run away"
"bow down to the almighty spork, do as i comand"

by the ? February 10, 2007

Sporking

The act of fucking while spooning

damn girl you and mark were sporking last night

by breiack October 8, 2020

spork

To spork: When a man becomes erect while spooning a women and it leads to sexual intercourse.

Woman: "Let's cuddle"
Man: "Okay."
Woman: "This feels nice."
Man: "Yes it does."
Woman: "Hey, I feel that, are you trying to spork me?"

by Smiles129 October 11, 2014

spork

the most useful eating utensil known to mankind as of his date

lets go steal some sporks from toco bell.

by C<{XXX}[:::::::::::::::::::::::::> February 10, 2003

spork

An ingenious invention comprised of combining a spoon and a fork. Although as innocent as "she" (yes the almight spork is a she) appears to be, the spork possesses immense power and will soon take over the world or replace chop sticks.
Crazy... perhaps, replace chop sticks... oh yeah! You know it's coming.

Jake: Hey rob whatcha got there?
Rob: It's a "spork" dude! What do you think it is? ... OMG!!!
Jake: What is it Rob?
Rob: I just lost my wig!! And my hommmies from China Town burned down my house! Tis horrible!
Jake: Use the spork
Rob: Hehe, that's right join the dark side ... we got cookies
,... *long slience*... and twinkies too *grins widely*

by Contemplate thou life December 28, 2005