Chav Spoons

Fingers, used to eat crap fast food on the street when quality plastic cutlery is not available.

Give us a feel, Katy" "Piss off, Peter! Yer chav spoons are all greasy from that KFC

by Zinc Bark Bottom March 9, 2011

spoonsturbating

When you're masturbating really hard and violently with a spoon. And is kind of a fetish to some weird ass people.

My dick hurts from spoonsturbating really hard.

by Spoonfetishpeopleboys January 28, 2017

Spoonism

Spoonism Is A Religion Surrounding Reflection

Hey did you hear that Bobby joined Spoonism?

by Dead guy in a ditch April 2, 2021

magic spoons

slang word for massive boobs, generally used when they are in close vicinity.

Guy 1: Dude check out her magic spoons
Guy 2: Woah!

by jdawd March 9, 2009

Spoons

A game when you drive through a black neiborhood and throw spoons at black people and shout nigger if you miss you must retrieve the spoon

Hey man wanna play spoons

Sure but chuck norris would be boss at this

by The real casanova November 13, 2014

Spoons

LOL The Wal Mart Clown, and or someone who is an awkward turtle in life!

Lol look at spoons sleeping on the job

by the koala23 July 20, 2009

Spoonsburys

The act of going for a drink (usually a pint of ale) at a wetherspoon's pub before going for a shop at sainsbury's supermarket.

Q: Anyone keen for a spoonsburys trip?
A:I'm keen.

by distortamp April 30, 2009