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Spooge Brain

A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.
While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.
by Alex Terego February 23, 2014
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Santa spooge

AKA- Eggnog: that wonderful alcohol infused, yet seemingly innocous beverage seasonally responsible for transgressions ranging from mild next-morning memory loss to full-on office party infidelity.
Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
by YAWA December 3, 2021
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Spoogle Berries

Dried/Crusted remnants of semen found stuck to public hair. Spoogle berries can cause discomfort if stuck to multiple hairs.
It took atleast 10 minutes to wash the spoogle berries off my chode this morning.

My girlfriend said her minge looked like a spoogle berry bush when she woke up.
by nemajnsf July 13, 2009
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spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach
Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.
by Steve February 13, 2004
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spooge

my testicles produce spooge.
by Jaimeson B February 20, 2004
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spoogie cookie

When a group of guys masterbate, aiming for a cookie. The guy who misses by the greatest distance must eat it (popularized by Jon Rompf, cookie lover). See spoogie.
Let's play a round of spoogie cookie. Jon's hungry.
by kelly crawford July 14, 2004
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spooge drive error

A very uncommon error message discovered when installing DoW. It has no apparent meaning, and isn't as exciting as it sounds. It can only be remedied by installing a hell of a lot of pointless patches.
Victim: Yes, I finally installed DoW!
Onlooker: Cool
Victim: Oh no, its giving me spooge drive error again!
Onlooker: lol
by Gruntus June 18, 2008
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