Cock Slurping Dick Waffle

"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)

Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction

Tom: You know what? I've had enough..

Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!

Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...

Chad: yeah? I'm a what?

Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE

Chad: ......Is that i-

The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...

by mexgema July 24, 2018

Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.

male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you”
female: “you know how i do”

by madsillybb October 30, 2018

Dick Slurping

When one puts a dick in ones mouth then one breathes in and makes a slurping sound with the dick in their mouth.

My girlfriend and i were dick slurping last night. My dick was tickled the whole time!

by Dlmiller84 March 15, 2015

Curtain slurping

Eating out a girl with flappy vag lips

So the other day I was giving some chick th business, I mean really curtain slurping; felt like I was sucking the roast beef out of an Arby’s sandwich.

by GabePriest October 25, 2017

*slurp*

Language created by two 14 year olds while playing fortnite

Containing the words *click*x9 for Pp black and *click* x2 for Brady *bang*x2 means lives and many more

Do you speak *slurp*

by Minecraft black kid 69 April 8, 2019

slurpee

A flavoured slush drink pumped with sugar to get the blood flowing. Slurpees are sold at 7-Elevens. Slurpees come in many flavours, ranging from popular soft drink flavours to 7-Eleven's own mixes.

The Slurpee capital of the world is Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

Let's go get some Slurpees.

by benormous May 3, 2006

Slurp Juice

A an alternative way of referring to hydrogen peroxide.

Darren: "Gave this kid some slurp juice the other day at the servo, he really thought it was the same stuff from Fortnite"

by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018