Sploop

When you shit in the toilet and the water hits your ass.

Guy: Sploop

by Anamerogical girl April 16, 2019

Shlorpin' the little horgie

Sloppin' the hog.
Feeding the baby.

We're in Hagerstown right now stopping for lunch and shlorpin' the little horgie.

by themessenja June 20, 2021

Slorpalad

A slorpalad is a gay guy who is good at sucking dick and swallowing.

Slorp+a+lad

Can sometimes have an Elvish connotation. Sort of like a gay Gil-galad.

“That Daniel is a real slorpalad, he sure knows his way around a dick.”

He said he was a virgin but he was working my dick like a slorpalad.

That emo gay elf twink cosplayed as Glorfindel but turned out to be a Slorpalad.

by SvaTsunami January 28, 2022

sporpoom

A dumb word I made up to fuck with my friends. It literally has no meaning.

"Do you know what sporpoom means?"
"Nope. Sounds like a noun though."

by Filename999 January 23, 2023

splorgus

A small animal that spends all day pursuing people, asking them for various snacks

Person 1: Oh my goodness, my cat Mocha has been asking me for treats all day
Person 2: Yeah, he's a splorgus alright

by CertifiedJosephEnjoyer April 4, 2023

Splor

Splor: a type of fish that's native to the ocean planet Splorkis, characterized by its neon orange feathers and large, floppy ears. Splors are known for their playful nature and love of music, often gathering in large schools to sing and dance to their favorite tunes.

"Look at all the Splor."

by UltraLink July 1, 2023

sleep slorp

a random phrase to say when you have nothing to say

“sleep slorp”

by freya big balls May 14, 2020