emotional spank bank

A collection of feelings you keep in memory for when throwing a pity-party for yourself

I just watched the movie to make deposits into my emotional spank bank account

by Miyhgt November 17, 2018

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank

Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass

by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018

Solanki

Solanki is the last name of strong Rajputs who are North Indians, and this last name can be reverted to Singh because it has the same meaning - warrior. The last name roots back to Mughal (muslim) courts and from the Middle East - Arab and Persian people. Solanki is also a common last name in the Punjab of both Pakistan and India (if Hindu). The person with last name Solanki usually has Singh as their middle name (or unofficial last name).

person 1: omigod ur last name is solanki!
person 2: uh yeah...
person 1: woahh that's why ur so buff and strong, warriorlike!
person 2: haha thanks...

by colorlessness January 26, 2015

Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

Spankin the cheeks

Making love to a woman doggy style. Can be used to describe a weekend evening when you did nothing in particular.

Dude, I brought her home and was spankin the cheeks.

What did you end up doing this weekend, spanking the cheeks?

by quandomax November 2, 2009

spanking the monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

by bhrome April 6, 2004

spank the monkey

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis

All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!

by The Molster March 4, 2004