coco spliff

a joint that is laced with cocaine

yo you wanna come blaze this coco spliff with me?

by nikroh March 14, 2009

siamese spliff

A siamese spliff involves the the simultaneous handling of both a traditional cannabis joint or spliff and an ordinary cigarette.
In no particular order the user will inhale from one and then the other.

Kelly suggested to Weston that they fire up a siamese spliff. He gleefully agreed. She finished rolling a joint as Weston tossed her a cigarette. They took turns taking deep drags untill the siamese spliff was no more.

by westonshow August 22, 2011

ghost spliff

When you are so used to having a spliff in your hand that you feel like your holding one even when your not. Much like a ghost limb after an amputation.

Stoner 1"'ere do you want a hit on this spliff ting?"
Stoner 2"Mate, you've got ghost spliff again there's no spliff in your hand"
Stoner 1 "Ahhhh shit"

by Ghosty man May 9, 2016

Jack watts spliff

The most shittest roll you'll ever see in your life. It cant be smoked and shouldnt be smoked.

Yoo my guys gone and rolled a jack watts spliff

by BigmanStuffenit October 21, 2019

spaff

A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'

(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."

by Choadalay-dee-heeee January 9, 2013

spaff rag

piece of cloth used to wipe up excess semen.

'If I wake up one more time with a spaff rag stuck to my face there'll be trouble!'

by sinemenacheck February 18, 2005

spliffed

adj to become high on weed, dope, ganga, blow and other street names for the herb

man i was so need to get spliffed

by troyka August 29, 2003