Definitions by Choadalay-dee-heeee

spaff 

A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'

(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."

spaff by Choadalay-dee-heeee January 9, 2013