Bringing Bilbo to the Shire

When any midget or dwarf has anal sex while wearing a cock ring and calls the woman "Precious" when he takes his money shot in her face.

Last night I was "Bringing Bilbo to the Shire" with this skank!

by Mike Drizzle 1980 December 16, 2010

Skirection

A condition in which symptoms become present when a male's desire for skiing become physically overwhelming.

When the skiier reached full skirection he carved his way onto fresh virgin powder.

-Dude did you see Bode Miller's new vid?
-Ya man, that shit gave me an enormous skirection

by Claf603 October 22, 2011

slires

an ailment, main symptom being unwillingness to get up and do something. can be caused by comfort and lazyness.

i was going to go to the store and buy some eggs but i got a mean case of the slires, so i ended up watching 3 and a half hours of happy days instead.

by scp February 22, 2005

Sirenda

The epitome of the hottest woman in the world. A sexy, steamy woman whose very voice could make you sweat.

Wow!! Check her out! She's a real Sirenda!!

by DefinitionMaster1979 February 3, 2010

siren head zone wars

The tenth level of hell
A game so broken the it somehow is fun

Help me, I’ve been sentenced to play siren head zone wars

by Sub to INCHAAL YT November 17, 2021

Sirettes

Feminine for Sir(s). As when in writing a letter: Dear Sirs and Sirettes.

Dear Sirs and Sirettes,
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.

by Kwelstr March 2, 2012

forbidden siren

A freaking scary video game involving Japan, psychic ppl and the dead.

The freakiest game for PS2 is definatly Forbidden Siren, dude!

by Zaffi April 14, 2004