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Chode Spasms

When a person with a chode is ready to cum or pee, there can be a block up. It is caused by the extreme width of the urethra, so it can not properly shoot the substances out. This causes a blockage, which leads to spasms, causing shooting pains in one's chode.
Ah, dude, last night my hoe gave me a hand job and i was about to cum and i got chode spasms. It hurt for days.
by The chode scientist January 8, 2009
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Spazmo

One Who Displays Characteristics Of A Person Suffering From Down Syndrome. Seeming To Think Irationally
You Fucking Spazmo
by Hairy Dave November 22, 2003
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Groin Spasm

An uncontrolable vibration or spasm of the groin forcing you to "spasm" your way towards the closest groin near you.A groin spasm is very highly contagious, and pain behind the testicles is sometimes felt. Whenever you see someone having a groin spasm, RUN. Groin spasms can be great sexual aids.
"Omg GET AWAY, thats guys having a GROIN SPASM!"
by Groinas Pubess October 22, 2006
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spazmongo

Hybrid of two great derogatory terms, spaz and mongo, to be used in an un-pc way

Spaz - From spastic, the disability. Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded

Mongo - Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.
For fuck sakes, your acting like a spazmongo
by WavieDavie June 3, 2009
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Spasmic

A state in which someone is simultaneously spastic and cosmic. This would involve jerky movements with an underlying fluid motion.
That chick looked totally spasmic at the prodigy concert.

That dude's pop and lock was crazy spasmic.
by Suslex April 28, 2011
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spamoni

mike johnson's code word for hooking up
Mike texted her "spamoni" and she went over to his room.
by meow123xoxo January 28, 2014
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Spasm Attack'em

When one is experiencing a spazz attack and is being very violent.
Watch out! He is having a spasm attack'em, run!
by aidenlt April 9, 2017
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