by Justin Mic June 13, 2004
Get the Verbally Spanked mug.slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.
2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.
2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.
Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.
I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"
I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"
by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006
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"Drake got really fucking spankelhoosted the other night."
"Jesse asked a hawaiian girl to fuck him while he was spankelhoosted."
"Jesse asked a hawaiian girl to fuck him while he was spankelhoosted."
by armadakid January 7, 2012
Get the Spankelhoosted mug.by KJ718 February 5, 2009
Get the Spanky-handy mug.When someone enters a room, and all attention is drawn toward him, like some kind of freaky space meteor magnet, he assumes the persona Spanky Love.
This guy walked into the bar, downed my scotch, and took my girl. That's some Spanky Love shit right there.
by VeteranKnightOwl July 31, 2016
Get the spanky love mug.When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.
Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.
Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.
Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.
Wife: What are you going to do?
Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.
Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.
Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.
Wife: What are you going to do?
Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.
by The dirty zamboni July 23, 2012
Get the Bent over and spanked mug.A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.
Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.
Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011
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