Spackle Ass

Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.

I really need a shower, Peggy. I got a bad case of Spackle Ass while driving up here, and it's starting to burn.

by SweetBill December 28, 2005

spackmonaut

Someone whose spasticity is astronomical.

"Paulo? Forget it. That guy's a total spackmonaut."

by Chris K December 18, 2004

Sparky's skoal slide

When sparky hides his monstrous wad of chew in his drunk girlfriends stinky fanooter

Whoa! Did you hear about that Sparky's skoal slide? He dumped off that whole lipper of chaw in that snatch.

by Tee unit November 20, 2010

spacked

Used to describe stupid or moronic behaviour by persons a few bricks short of a wall (see retard).

Often preceded by the ingestion intoxicating substances.
This person may now be officially labeled a spackie.

Guy: Woah! Did you see that drunk chick run through that glass door?
Girl: LOL. Thats really spacked up.

by CheapThrills April 12, 2006

Spackers Say No

A fictional TV show that causes much ammusement in the playground.

Kid 1 - Did you watch Spackers Say No last night?
Kid 2 - No.
Kid 1 - Hahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!! You spacker!

by Lugs-o July 30, 2005

spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 9, 2005

spackleknacker

When you've got the runs and the spackle gets on your knackers

Johnny got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of girls. What a spackleknacker!

by Gavin Spackleknacker January 2, 2008