The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.
Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.
by schluss March 15, 2008
Get the crap-spacklemug. Specks of fecal matter that coagulate in your underwear over time. Usually caused by excessive flatulence, the condition is worsened when the subject showers irregularly, causing the fecal matter to harden. This often causes soreness, underwear sticking to the butt in the area and requires peeling apart of the butt cheeks before normal defecation.
Man, I drank a ton last night and ate barbeque! I've had bad gas all day, and now the crack spackle is drying and making my butthole sore!
by dutchswiss November 22, 2006
Get the crack spacklemug. When a man unleashes his powerful cumshots onto another living organisms ass, allowing the semen to slowly slide down the cheek of the ass.
I could hear Ashley's laughter while the crack spackle made its way down her ass cheek, tickling the hairs on her butt.
by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003
Get the crack spacklemug. To retire to the den, whereafter you immediately log on to internet porn and masturbate so profusely that you ejaculate all over the wall.
My wife was being a royal bitch last night, so I told her I would be back in a couple hours, I gotta go spackle the den.
by wally4444 July 31, 2011
Get the spackle the denmug. Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
Get the crack spacklemug. Said in Flernglish: "Clurm Sparckle"
It is when a male cums on an ass and the cum dries up, thus causing a blockage.
It can be used on anything, and it is really handy to clog many things with.
It is when a male cums on an ass and the cum dries up, thus causing a blockage.
It can be used on anything, and it is really handy to clog many things with.
Person A: "Dude, I should totally cum spackle on that bitch."
Person B: "No man, you know what Jlirmmy would say about that."
Person B: "No man, you know what Jlirmmy would say about that."
by Daviel May 6, 2008
Get the cum spacklemug. by Nick Spaits February 2, 2008
Get the spackle pwndmug.