Souvenir Beer

A beer that is tactically acquired from an event that is typically consumed later on that day or evening

At the party, I picked up a souvenir beer for later.

by Wettoaster69 April 2, 2025

Souvenir

Souvenir- a foreign spouse brought home by a military, government, or corporate worker after being overseas.

"Dave was stationed in Okinawa for 2 years. He brought home a souvenir.

'A samurai sword?'

'No, a wife.'"

by jpm757ELC July 31, 2025

souvenear

Tourist-treasure stuff dat comes from your local area.

Why buy souvenears if you can see them right in your own stomplin' grounds anytime you want???

by QuacksO December 1, 2025

The sumenator

A crazy turkish lady, who eats bananas and sits in a corner never knowing whats going on when asked questions.
Thinks that she knows what shes talking about but really she isn't even speaking english, and doens't know anybodys name.

person: OMFG THE SUMENATOR IS COMING!!
the sumenator: It's ok... eat bananas... what is this sumenator???

by jonajosifsnyaba November 10, 2008

Tinder Souvenir

When you keep a tinder match (instead of unmatching) as a souvenir to remind you of a match that had once had potential -but now it's a conversation dead in the water.

I like to browse through my Tinder Souvenirs, it makes me feel better on a lonely night.

by kama4q March 26, 2021

Berlin souvenir

Catching a sexually transmitted disease (STD) while on vacation in Berlin.

Man, I've got some nasty discharge after making out with that guy in the dark room. It might be a Berlin souvenir.

by Teletebbi April 2, 2024

Cincinnati souvenir

The act of a serial killer cutting off the tits or the pecker and displaying it in such a fashion as Ed gene.

Man, I fucked that bitch and gave her ass a Cincinnati souvenir!

by MilkmanJankens May 15, 2024